Does it feel good for you? No. Does it feel good for your partner? No. Does it get you off anyway? no.  If it did would you be proud of it? also no.  But we decide it's time to bring back the dry hump anyways with a Cantankerous Challenge.  The rules are simple... Dry hump your partner and time how long it takes for them to go "why are you dry humping me right now?"  Let the games begin!