It is Dark, and Jacksonville is Hot! As we bid a fond farewell to Earl Simmons, let us not dwell too long on the bog-standard edition of Dynamite we got this Wednesday night. A Young Bucks heel turn nobody was asking for, matches that just didn't work for anybody, and a report from the Wrestling Observer about just how damn many people they're trying to feature on this show. All this and more on a new edition of THE ELITE BEAT!