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The Empire of Long Chile


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Episode 45: Somebody used After Effects to animate a fancy timeline for Donald Trump's weird Prezi-like video, a Balkanized United States conjures visions of the Long Chilean Empire, and who the fuck knows how to feel about November??? Travis can't stop thinking about Disaster Report 4, a game where you can be an Earthquake Pervert, Joel has been showing Travis all the secrets in Destiny 2, Cam and Rebekah are just glad to be rid of the goddamn eggs in Animal Crossing, and Caleb genuinely thinks we'd be better off in the world of Cyberpunk 2077.

Patch Notes 20.4.3

  • Press briefings now feature fully produced propaganda videos
  • Western States Pact enacted
  • Bernie Sanders now endorses Biden
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    Earthquake Pervert: The Game // Destiny 2 is Easter Eggs: The Game // Rereading Game of Thrones // Superman: Red Son // The wretched eggs are gone // Cyberpunk 2077 lust and regret

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