Our newest Bachelorette is Golden Goddess Michelle, and her wise, level-headed lack of drama in episode one has us chatting more about Bachelor in Paradise and Big Brother recaps than her dull group of boys. Hey, anyone out there have the transcript of Ryan's notes on how to get more screen time? We would LOVE to get our hands on that Google Doc. 

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