You may have seen people claiming the new Epstein files prove Pizzagate is real.

And honestly - I get why.

Because when you open the files, it’s not just one weird mention of pizza.

It’s pizza and grape soda, over and over again — paired with lines like:

“lets go for pizza and grape soda again. No one else can understand.”

That’s not normal dinner talk.

So today, we’re going to read the messages verbatim, with dates and names, and fact-check what these files do — and don’t — prove.

Because if “pizza” was code for something, the real question is:

why won’t the FBI tell us what it meant?