POV: You're explaining to your friends why that 3,000-year-old honey found in Egyptian tombs is still perfectly edible while your leftover pizza from yesterday is already growing a science experiment 🍯

Honey really said "I'm not like other foods, I'm a cool food" and then proceeded to literally dehydrate bacteria to death with pure osmotic pressure. The audacity. The biochemical flex. Icon behavior tbh.

#HoneyFacts #ScienceIsWild #AncientPreservatives