Today on Reverse Sequels we are air-dropped onto the vile and villainous island of Vilena, an inexplicable world where women are waterboarded and men punch each other while on fire. With action star worthy quips like, “it ain’t easy being green’, a bad guy trapped in a tower like Rapunzel, and a disturbing lack of Steven Seagal, the original Expendables is not quite what we expected. So strap on your lucky golden skull ring and find out what we got right, what we got wrong, and what we could have never predicted.