Tom Bobbajobski's tales from his time in the Merchant Navy aboard the HMS Crumpet. Journeys of adventure the likes of which you've never heard before, nor are likely to again. 

Episode 5-Constantipnople

Where Tom's is in pursuit of his clothes on a camel named Rhonda.

"Greetings landlubbers, it's Tom Bobbajobski here, regaling you with tales from my time in the Merchant Navy aboard the shabby HMS Crumpet, transporting dubious and inferior cargo acros the globe.  Yes! Before I ended up broadcasting to the world on Huron City Radio, I did, actually, see that world.

And you know...how did I ended end up with a range of homemade underwear... in markets and bazars from Taipei to Tangiers?  Well...it was back in eighty six, if I recall correctly..."

Graphic by Anson Pavlov
Voice of Tom Bobbajobski