An extended commercial for a fake food warehouse store. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg, Will Scovill. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Special Music by Jason Dove. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.

An extended commercial for a fake food warehouse store. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg, Will Scovill. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Special Music by Jason Dove. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

An extended commercial for a fake food warehouse store. Written and Read by Thaddeus Ellenburg. Produced by Thaddeus Ellenburg, Will Scovill. Intro and Outro by Nicole Calasich. Special Music by Jason Dove. Artwork by Adrienne Lobl.See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.

The Fake Food Emporium

Finish the work week in all-out hysterics with short stories written and read by Thaddeus Ellenburg.

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Finish the work week in all-out hysterics with short stories written and read by Thaddeus Ellenburg.

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The Fake Food Emporium

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