Alyssa and John discuss the merits of masturbation negotiation and share service industry date nightmares (and crimes) from our audience. We meet the explosively funny Jeff Horste and Esther Nevarez, a couple with a notable gap in age and table manners.

Find out why Jeff and Esther can’t get anywhere on time and who sponsors their valiant efforts to improve themselves in our most epic Judge, Jury, and Ex argument to date.