It's happening, dear hearts. It's the penultimate episode. We are Apocalypse Adjacent, and Bluebell as we know it will never be the same. At least, that's what Cyrus Lavon-ius Jeremiah Jones is telling us (that's CLJ Squared, fyi). Also, Zoe and Wade talk about love and marriage and their top five rants, while George gets an offer that AB won't let him refuse. It's the final countdown, and we feel some kind of way about it.