My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

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It's almost that disastrous time of year where we spend a ton of money for people we don't really like. In Jimbo's case, regarding me, that's 20 plus million over 37 years. In previous episodes, there is discussion between Jimbo and The Scoundrel, The Jizz Stain and others regrading stealing credit for a mathematical theory I challenged but due to being kept in the dark I have no idea whether it is real or bullshit. The mathematical issue pertains to whether or not Irrational Numbers truly do exist. The definition states that Irrational Numbers, like Pi, not Pie, Tessa, you fat fucking bitch, where the number 3.14159 with the bar over the last integer expressing the decimal place goes on infinitely and never repeats. I say Bullshit. I say that if the decimal place starts with a certain set of designated numbers and that sequence can never repeats than the number of possible permutations is finite because the specific series of numbers therefore limits in scope the ordinal configuration and the digits that follow. (I made it to Pre-Calculus in high school...hell yeah C+! But I took stats and college and grad school so my terminology may not be on point...like a Cartesian coordinate...get it. Math joke) Due to the aforementioned other stuff I don't want to repeat...ipso facto Tessa is a big fat fatso... there can only be 10! or Ten Factorial which is 10×9×8..... ×1 and that equals 3,628,800 before the unique number sequence to the right of the decimal place has to repeat. That means that all Irrational Numbers come to an end at that exact decimal place. Therefore, Irrational Numbers don't exist as they can't go on forever and never repeat. Jimbo and The Scoundrel Brendan Cruetz have done everything they can to steal my idea, if in fact, I am correct. I have emailed math professors bit the shit bags keep intercepting them. The fact that Jimbo and the Assholes are fighting so hard to steal my idea and keep me in the dark means it's possibly right. Jimbo even pretended to be me when I emailed Ben Rickart who is the Math Chair at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. It's my idea. It's my solution. Jimbo and the Assholes have been trying to steal it. If the Nobel committee needs to reach me do not listen to Jimbo as he is full of shit. I am not dead nor am I out of the country or on Mars as they often claim. Or it's just another terrible skit. You really got me this time you stupid fucks. I didn't make a big deal of this. You all did. It's my intellectual property if I am correct. Fuck you even if I am wrong. It's more of an original idea that either of you could come up with. Scoundrel.... Why did you infact get fired, oh that's right you tried to pass off my idea as your own. Fuck you. It's on my facebook page and on my cell in the safe deposit box that you Motherfuckers can't get.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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