My Hijacked American Lie-fe

The First Step is Admitting You Are Truly a Piece of Shit....


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This is a big moment for the Jizz and Shit Stain as she finally admits to God, who by the way He fucking hates her, and herself and the other awful people in the room the exact nature of her wrongs and that she is a smelly, corn husk peppered with bits of undigested kale speckled all over because she just loves being healthy and eating kale. Well fuck you. You're nothing but the aforementioned statement and all the other descriptions that I have so elecquently and humorously come up with. Eat shit and kill yourself Liz. So eat yourself and than kill yourself. "Bye. Love you but you need to die" That is actually something she said to me one night. She thought I was passed out drunk but I was just faking being drunk and puking in the bathroom. She is just awful.
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad