This week we open with the beard-bib instagram ad that got David good. The Ford Ranger saga levels up: the brakes go soft, the truck gets towed out of our driveway, and David seriously considered trading it for one of those wild EV lease deals that are going around.

Between coughs (sinus surgery countdown), we get into reality-TV takes: the Robert Irwin-for-Bachelor drumbeat, why we're into The Traitors more than Survivor lately, and what would have to change for us to buy back into a fresh Bachelor season.

And for the Seriously Award of the Week, we present: “Feeling something you don’t normally feel.” It starts with a Dancing with the Stars hip tutorial and ends with a story about the first time David was unexpectedly grinded on at a 2010 college house party. American rite of passage unlocked.

If you’re new here, we’re two married people trying to make each other—and you—laugh while we stumble through life’s little plot twists. Welcome to The Seriously Show.

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