On Today’s Show:

Introduction

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I’m A Soda / Beverage High Today: The Return Of A 2000’s Favorite!

1:35.617

Murder Suspect Defends Himself In  Court

9:18.000

Clit Stimulating Yourself Into a Vegetative State

15:00.857

Blowing Chunks While Blowing The D

15:52.895

One In The Stink And One In The Stink

16:20.000

Cupcakke-ifying More Songs

18:00.521

Shaq’s Gas Hack / Math Trouble

19:33.955

When Jail Time Conflicts With The Ke$ha Concert 

22:55.776

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26:35.382

Teacher Bites Students Over a Pickle Jar

28:02.062

The Tale Of The Porch Table Pooper

31:38.357

Evil Has Escaped The Cursed Rock Of Doom

34:05.666

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37:47.452

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