Today is Valentine’s Day, need I say more? Singles, you may wanna sit this one out unless you really like torturing yourself.

Hour 1:

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Wanna B Ur Lovr

Brute Force – Tapeworm of Love

Betty Johnson – The Little Blue Man

The J. Geils Band – Love Stinks

Spinal tap – Big Bottom

Da Yoopers – If She Farts On The First Date

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Good Enough for Now

SuLu – Locked In The Closet With You

Damaskus – Making Love in a Subaru

Heathen Dan – I Like

The Flirtations – Mister Sandman

Eric Schwartz – Hattie and Mattie

Space Ghost – Brak – I Love You, Baby

Rockin’ Sidney – My Toot-Toot

Tom Lehrer – She’s My Girl

“Weird Al” Yankovic – You Don’t Love Me Anymore

Hour 2:

Tom Lehrer – The Masochism Tango

DJ Hazard – Untie My Ankles (movie version)

Eric Schwartz – Clinton Got A Blowjob

Tompall Glaser – Put Another Log on the Fire (Male Chauvinist National Anthem)

Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs – I Couldn’t Spell

Weird Al Yankovic – One More Minute

Harry Nilsson – You’re Breaking My Heart (Radio Edit)

Ben Folds Five – Song For The Dumped

Mr. Zipp – She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex

Avenue Q – You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You’re Makin’ Love)

“Weird Al” Yankovic – If That Isn’t Love

Chef – Simultaneous

The Four Postmen – Let Me Make You Smile In Bed

Jimmy Fallon – Idiot Boyfriend

Carla Ulbrich – Please Do Something Stupid

Monty Python – Sit On My Face