I recently had an early birthday party and my friends collectively chipped in and bought me a payphone. I totally had to do a show about phones in honor of this.

Hour 1:

Meri Wilson – Telephone Man

Weird Al Yankovic – Phony Calls

Tommy Tutone – 867-5309 Jenny

Big Daddy – I Just Called To Say I Love You

Power Salad – Hold On, I’ve Got To Take This

Sugarloaf – Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

The Beatles – You Know My Name Look Up The Number

Mad Usual Gang of Idiots – I Found Her Telephone Number on the Boy’s Room Bathroom Wall

Pentatonix – Payphone

Effie Smith – Dial That Telephone, Parts 1 & 2

Raffi – Banana Phone (Fast Version)

Blondie – Call Me

Hour 2:

Lady Gaga – Telephone ft. Beyoncé

Sesame Street – Telephone Rock

Royal Canadian Air Farce – Dial 1 For Help

Big Audio Dynamite – Much Worse (Off The Hook Theme)

The Police – Mother

Mr. X’s Breifcase – Suicide Hotline

Lemon Demon – Touch-Tone Telephone

Sheeler & Sheeler – Car Phone

Rhett and Link – Get off the Phone

Brett Glass – With Her Cellphone Underneath Her Ear

Lily Tomlin – The Bordello

Jack Stauber – Baby Hotline (extended)

Bonecage – I Phreak Alone

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Ringtone

Electric Light Orchestra – Telephone Line