The sun is setting on 2016, so we’re peeking forward into 2017. David and Michael round up the rumors about what’s next from Apple, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, and the other tech heavyweights. The hosts run through all the guesses—credible or not—and judge each one as likely or ludicrous. Also: You’re going to love our new theme song.

Some notes: Rumors about the next iPhone and the next iPad. There’s a Surface Phone and a redo for Windows 10’s design language. The Xbox might get Oculus compatibility. Google’s maybe making a new tablet and laptop, and Amazon is probably going to make an Echo with a screen. Recommendations this week: Auxy and Radio Public. Our theme music is by Solar Keys.

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