The news isn't fake... I just laugh at it while I'm passing it on to you.

 This is that show that lets you know that it's not just you, the world has actually lost its collective mind as evidenced by teenaged cops, chocolate milk cows, algebra, Twitter and even the concept of a "Mustache News" segment - yeah, we've got one of those this week. All of this is in the news and it's probably weirder than you think. Give it a listen!