Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton...

'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester!

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