This week, EVERYONE comes into a little wealth. James Marshall finds gold at Sutter’s Mill, a mysterious figure named Satoshi Nakamoto founds Bitcoin, Ellie gets a diamond ring, and Anneliese goes on a date with the creator of a brand new meme coin.

Before recounting the California Gold Rush from 4th grade memory (it doesn’t go as well as we hoped), Ellie tells the story of her recent engagement to fiancé-of-the-pod “Mike” (name has been unchanged to reject anonymity).

Then, just to be mean, we made Anneliese explain cryptocurrency even though a beautiful girl should never even have to hear the word ethereum. You may learn something, and we’re so sorry for that.