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In our season finale, Colin and Thorbert contend with Countess Thread, release a flock of sheep, raise a lot of noise, reunite with old friends, take the case with Clayton Kidd, Kid Detective, peel back the wallpaper, and balance over a pit of snakes while holding a jar of bees with Blaze Dangerwall!

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Brought to you by Blowing Your Nose, Thorbert has Justin Ormalman cover for him! The gang decode text messages, plan a waffle party, think on their feet, turn the locker room into a science lab, try on hats from all around the world with Sam and Sam, accidentally clone Sir Tyrannus Bottlescop’s clone, and end with a major twist! 

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Brought to you by Fresh Underwear, Colin and Thorbert receive a visit from an inconvenience saleswoman, debate the best electrical system with Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla, sword fight with a knight, and learn all about the Four C’s with Crystal Clearly! 

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We're technically on a break this week, but we still wanted a little something posted to help you Get Up!, so we plugged our predicament into a chat bot and the results were just too good not share!

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Brought to you by Hot Chocolate, Colin and Thorbert get a new pet rock, have some issues with allergies, go for a long elevator ride, play a little organ music, learn about King Arthur’s Round Table, and survive the harsh desert with Flea Flickerton!

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Brought to you by Tying Your Shoes, Colin and Thorbert take the taste test challenge, dig an enormous hole, bounce with a dot after the museum closes, and learn all about forecasting the weather with your spleen thanks to Grandaddy Codger! 

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Brought to you by Sliced Tomato, Colin and Thorbert make a tough decision, bounce on a pogo stick, hug a farting pig, hear the Tale of Emmy Brown, and tour New York City with Rext West, Cowboy Poet! 

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Colin and Thorbert share a special Halloween treat! The full poem, "Alligator Cakes" from our previous episode, A Bell Tower Struck by Lightning. Happy Halloween!

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Brought to you by Kitchen Calendar, Colin and Thorbert celebrate Halloween, enter the Mysterious Door, get to know their neighbor, Countess Thread, get between a witch and a nine-legged tarantula, invent a lightning machine, and find courage with Samwell Scarecrow!

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Brought to you by English Muffin, Colin and Thorbert discuss poor sleeping habits, worry over the lose of a Four Shadow, build a replica model of a kitchen, avoid catastrophe with the Chicken Catchers, learn about dentists with their friend Dee, contemplate the Mysterious Door, and check the traffic with Gary Gravelbeak!