Ding ding.

In this corner… every unhinged boyfriend, secret sibling, fame-hungry film nerd, and back-stabbing bestie who has ever put on the mask.

And in the other corner… also Ghostface.

This week we’re stepping into the blood-splattered octagon and breaking down EVERY killer from the legendary Scream franchise — from the original Woodsboro chaos all the way through Scream VI — and throwing them into a no-rules, no-alibi, Gauntlet-style showdown.

Who’s got the brains?

We debate:

Strategic masterminds vs. emotional wrecks with a knife

Kill counts, creativity, and costume commitment

Which Ghostface would actually survive if they had to fight each other instead of high schoolers

And who would absolutely lose because they cannot stop monologuing

Expect chaos. Expect arguments. Expect at least one of us yelling, “YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE THIRD ACT TWIST!”

By the end of this episode, only ONE Ghostface stands tall… mask slightly crooked… breathing aggressively into a voice changer.

The question is:

Put on the mask. Lock the doors.

🔪 Listen now on Podbean — or wherever you get your horror fix.

Goodnight. Sleep fright. And sweet screams.