A private investigator, a sausage entrepreneur, and a drag queen all walk into a bar... and by bar we mean the Pacific Princess. The girls are reviewing the second episode of the very first season of "The Love Boat" and all they have to say is this: The girl had it coming.

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Jingle produced by Jenn Astro with vocals by Romie Romak and Blossom Drearie

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