The honeymoon phase is over. Donald Trump and Elon Musk are beefing in public. It’s giving less “policy” and more “petty.” Secrets are spilled, egos are bruised, and the timeline is in shambles. Who’s winning? It depends on who’s tweeting.

Over in D.C., Clueless Education Secretary Linda McMahon fumbled hard calling lessons on Black history, D-Day, and the 2020 election “illegal DEI”...

And just in time for Pride Month, Pete Hegseth’s move to strip Harvey Milk’s name from a Navy ship has folks asking: coincidence or calculated? Either way, the timing is loud and the message even louder.

We break it all down: mess, motives, and microaggressions included. So pour your tea, coffee, or drink, and hit play.

And remember: y’all love calling everybody your “friend.” Just because they smile in your face doesn’t mean they’re in your corner.