After the godmother of all outsized media backlashes, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry celebrated the christening of Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor with an Insta-friendly mic drop. Camilla Parker Bowles shared some exciting godparent news of her own aboard a luxury cruise ship, while Prince George has been honing his tennis technique with no less than Roger Federer. We learn that Princess Diana was once in talks to star in a sequel to The Bodyguard opposite Kevin Costner, Prince Charles has a new nickname for former TV star Meghan, and you’ll find Kate Middleton hanging out in the tent.