Standing in the far corner at 48in and 20lbs and FULLY BASTED......a turkey! Standing in the other corner at 5'9" (with heels on) and FULLY NAKED is uhh...Avery. 

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I hope you all killed each other at dinner! If you managed to survive, then check out this episode. I talk about Thanksgiving, How I Got Into Stand-Up, and Why I Think ADHD is HOT!