This week we're not in costume at Leeds City Varieties Music Hall but we're honoured to have 2 clowns that used to crop up in pub quizzes somewhere in the country at least once a week under the question 'name a pair of Leeds players who were so bad they didn't score a goal between them in 4 years', Paul 'The Kit Man' Beesley and Jordan 'Honest I'm a Footballer' Botaka. 

The lads discuss the good old days of home-grown players and the production line of quality players who've come through the ranks at Elland Road. They chat about some who came through and were part of the Revie Regulars as well as players who came through and went plus todays players coming through the ranks who represent the future. They even take it to the limit and mention some WWAW Ex-Hosts which means they've not all been winners.

The conversation also leads to suggestions that Cellino had a recruitment strategy that took in pizza makers, gondola drivers and Italian criminals on parole. After looking at the players he brought in, I'm not too sure the lads are wrong. Was Silvestri a vampire with a hate of crosses or was it the fact he just had flour on his gloves.

It's all here with the usual crap. Oh except, Well-In-Dowd who had to go to Pizza Express with some young kids.

Enjoy.