The boys discuss the show that went out on top - The Good Place. John Paul's biblical knowledge shines through, they wonder if the unit of time - the bearimie - originated during Provincetown's bear week, and they wonder if Sammy Sosa will make The Good Place.

They describe how they would spend eternity, ponder what the W.B. in W.B. Mason stands for, debate whether Ancient Greece is more famous for its philosophers or its romantics, and they agree that lying about 9/11 is not okay.