It’s spooky season and your favorite hot mess express is back—armed with Halloween facts no one asked for, deep dives into nostalgic TV comfort shows, and an unhinged discussion about The Great Emu War (yes, Australia literally went to war with birds… and lost). 🦤

Jen’s on a self-care soapbox about “the healing power of naps,” Ashten’s spiraling over missing-person documentaries, and somehow they still find time to debate whether made-for-TV movies shaped our childhoods or just traumatized us.

It’s chaos, comfort, and cultural commentary all rolled into one pumpkin-spiced fever dream.

Tune in if you love Halloween, nostalgia, urban legends, and two besties who should not be allowed unsupervised with a microphone.