Today on the show I cover

A German man is caught speeding with a traffic camera, and while the camera was taking the picture the man flipped it off. The German authorities determined that this was an obscene gesture while driving a car, so they fined him 75x the normal rate and banned him for driving for a month. 

A group of New Jersey teenagers broke into the Abma Farm Petting Zoo over the weekend, rode around on donkeys and even put lipstick on a miniature pony. The owners of the farm are now trying to help the authorities track them down because the teens geotagged themselves on Snapchat when there.

An unidentified man wearing a face mask went into a sex store in Las Vegas and stole The Moby, a 3-footlong 40lb dildo. He did this in broad daylight and no one can identify him because of the mask.