Ok, so the world continues to be chaotic, but here in Whiparound-land, it’s nice and WEIRD. Like always. Mmm, so comforting. So freaky. So NICE!

This week, Shaun brings another FRESH (in a way!) macabre mystery. Down in Norway, South Carolina (totally a place), a gaggle of happy-go-lucky four-wheel-ridin’ friends explore a haunted house, see. And while no ghosts were home, they sure did find a ripe surprise in a back-porch freezer…and that’s where the strangeness STARTS in this one!

In the world of Science, Phil makes good on his threat to do additional d*ck discovery coverage: the great mystery of why dudes need, er, DOWN TIME after tripping the light fantastic takes some wonky turns. Some very happy mice led to a bit of a shocking discovery recently, and the good doctor is here to shine a bright light on post-orgasmic manhood! Whether we like it or not!

And speaking of “like it or not,” we’ve got a new game! Phil built an entire Real or BS Edition all about his home state and America’s ‘za eating, hairspray-fogged paradise: NEW JERSEY! You may THINK you know all there is to know about the east coast’s edgiest state, but wait until Phil stumbles through some head-scratching factoids about the land of ten thousand diners!

All that PLUS Three for the Road, Trainwreck Headlines, and some NOT-AT-ALL psychic readings await, so let’s DO THIS! WHIPAROUND-STYLE!