In this episode, I recount the day I learned what a “lot lizard” was—while coloring unicorns in my dad’s semi and watching a woman in a green dress redefine glamour and confusion. We unpack leadership lessons from unexpected knocks, questionable truck stop etiquette, and the ever-wise Uncle Maybe Illegal, who solves conflict with burritos and Bluetooth bravado. It’s chaos, connection, and a slit-up-to-the-hip kind of story you won’t forget.