Jack Price-Harbach takes aim at the fallen House of York and the obscene double standards that let Britain’s royals dodge accountability. In this blistering, darkly funny essay, Jack examines how privilege shields the powerful—from student halls to Buckingham Palace—and why ordinary people would never get away with what Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson have.

With references to Entitled, Andrew Downie’s explosive audiobook, Jack unpacks the laundry list of accusations surrounding the Queen’s disgraced second son and his ex-wife’s talent for monetising infamy. From unpaid debts to ghostwritten books, from Epstein ties to immunity by birthright, the Yorks emerge as grifters-in-chief of Britain’s decaying monarchy.

But there’s more: Jack argues that Parliament should strip Andrew of every privilege except his naval pension and his princely title—just enough to leave him stacking shelves in poetic disgrace.

A sharp, satirical exploration of class, consequence, and the absurd endurance of royal entitlement.

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