There is apparently a 7 foot tall woman on OnlyFans who is fighting in Rough N Rowdy. Spring training games have started for the Guardians, does any of it matter? JJ3 is gonezo and Jimmy Haslam is buying the Milwaukee Bucks. Is that good or bad for them and Andrew Berry?

Then it's Brian's Reddit story of the week and this one is GROSS.  You have been warned.