The opening monologue is spoken over the song "Comment Allez Vous" by Blossom Dearie, and is my take on extremely firm handshakes.  The one I was referring to is something you'd find at networking events with over eager interns and conceited business professionals. The rest of the episode talks about the dying art of the handshake, and how I just recently had the best handshake of my life.  Enjoy!