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Title: The Hannelack Fanny: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump
Author: Lori Schafer
Narrator: Karin Allers
Format: Unabridged
Length: 41 mins
Language: English
Release date: 08-12-15
Publisher: Lori Schafer
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
One weekend a few months after my glorious ass-awakening, John and I went on a road trip. I'd leaned over sideways and lifted my skirt up over my hips so that he could rest his hand on my ass while he was driving. Sunshine was streaming through the open sunroof and my butt felt warm in spite of its near-nakedness. How I relished that sensation now!
Suddenly a truck horn sounded.
"Hey!" I heard a man yell. "Hey, wide load!"
A year before, I would have been mortified. Not anymore.
I turned to look. A semi was travelling beside us. The man in the passenger seat was staring at my bared ass. The driver was leaning over, trying to get a look.
"Like what you see, boys?" I yelled back, jerking my body in my seat to set my rump to rippling.
"WOOOO-EEEE! Shake that ass, mama!"
In that moment, something possessed me. It was as if the beast that had so long been bolted to my bottom had finally broken free of its cage. It wanted out. All the way out.
I unhooked my seatbelt and jumped up on my seat. With effort I wriggled my way through the open sunroof, ass and all. And then I wiggled out of my panties, lifted up my skirt, and showed myself to the world. Every last wobbling inch of me.
"Look at my ass!" I yelled, slapping it hard with my palm. "Look at my ass!"
I was bouncing, jumping up and down in place, and my ass, behemoth that it was, was bouncing, too, the fat landing on the warm roof of the car and then retreating back up to my waist in happy rhythm while I pointed and laughed.
"Look at my ass!"
A young woman's life is changed forever when she discovers what everyone around her has known all along: that a renowned family characteristic has re-emerged in a most unfortunate location - her own backside.
Members Reviews:
Assessment Completed
This wasn't at all what i was expecting. It was cute, funny and entertaining. It wasn't a serious and graphic romp. It had great self satisfying humor that kept me invested and enthralled. It was a good quick giggle. I liked it. I enjoyed the ownership of the main character after the trials and discovery of her inheritance thanks to her mother's guided assessment. It was cute, I laughed.
) Itâs this latter stage that gives the story its kick and suggests that self-acceptance and open expression are the keys to rea
Whatâs a girl to do when she comes face to face with the fact that DNA has been overly generous with her family (right around the midsection)... and she decides she has to deal with a backside of Kardashian proportions?
Well, for the heroine in Lori Schaferâs new story, The Hannelack Fanny, there are three stages, 1 - denial (bulky sweats and tent dresses) 2 - acceptance (sorrowfully) and finally, 3 â rejoicing (brought on by a boyfriend who really appreciates her gifts.) Itâs this latter stage that gives the story its kick and suggests that self-acceptance and open expression are the keys to real happiness.
The story is not for everyone of course, if direct and very funny dialogue about sexuality makes you nervous, or if you still want to hang on to all those old taboos about non-missionary positions, then this book is not for you. But, if you want a breezy discourse on the adventures of a girl who letâs her body express itself with amazing and gratifying results, then read The Hannelack Fanny.
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Title: The Hannelack Fanny: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump
Author: Lori Schafer
Narrator: Karin Allers
Format: Unabridged
Length: 41 mins
Language: English
Release date: 08-12-15
Publisher: Lori Schafer
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Erotica & Sexuality, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
One weekend a few months after my glorious ass-awakening, John and I went on a road trip. I'd leaned over sideways and lifted my skirt up over my hips so that he could rest his hand on my ass while he was driving. Sunshine was streaming through the open sunroof and my butt felt warm in spite of its near-nakedness. How I relished that sensation now!
Suddenly a truck horn sounded.
"Hey!" I heard a man yell. "Hey, wide load!"
A year before, I would have been mortified. Not anymore.
I turned to look. A semi was travelling beside us. The man in the passenger seat was staring at my bared ass. The driver was leaning over, trying to get a look.
"Like what you see, boys?" I yelled back, jerking my body in my seat to set my rump to rippling.
"WOOOO-EEEE! Shake that ass, mama!"
In that moment, something possessed me. It was as if the beast that had so long been bolted to my bottom had finally broken free of its cage. It wanted out. All the way out.
I unhooked my seatbelt and jumped up on my seat. With effort I wriggled my way through the open sunroof, ass and all. And then I wiggled out of my panties, lifted up my skirt, and showed myself to the world. Every last wobbling inch of me.
"Look at my ass!" I yelled, slapping it hard with my palm. "Look at my ass!"
I was bouncing, jumping up and down in place, and my ass, behemoth that it was, was bouncing, too, the fat landing on the warm roof of the car and then retreating back up to my waist in happy rhythm while I pointed and laughed.
"Look at my ass!"
A young woman's life is changed forever when she discovers what everyone around her has known all along: that a renowned family characteristic has re-emerged in a most unfortunate location - her own backside.
Members Reviews:
Assessment Completed
This wasn't at all what i was expecting. It was cute, funny and entertaining. It wasn't a serious and graphic romp. It had great self satisfying humor that kept me invested and enthralled. It was a good quick giggle. I liked it. I enjoyed the ownership of the main character after the trials and discovery of her inheritance thanks to her mother's guided assessment. It was cute, I laughed.
) Itâs this latter stage that gives the story its kick and suggests that self-acceptance and open expression are the keys to rea
Whatâs a girl to do when she comes face to face with the fact that DNA has been overly generous with her family (right around the midsection)... and she decides she has to deal with a backside of Kardashian proportions?
Well, for the heroine in Lori Schaferâs new story, The Hannelack Fanny, there are three stages, 1 - denial (bulky sweats and tent dresses) 2 - acceptance (sorrowfully) and finally, 3 â rejoicing (brought on by a boyfriend who really appreciates her gifts.) Itâs this latter stage that gives the story its kick and suggests that self-acceptance and open expression are the keys to real happiness.
The story is not for everyone of course, if direct and very funny dialogue about sexuality makes you nervous, or if you still want to hang on to all those old taboos about non-missionary positions, then this book is not for you. But, if you want a breezy discourse on the adventures of a girl who letâs her body express itself with amazing and gratifying results, then read The Hannelack Fanny.