Sometimes people suck, and sometimes people hangout with people who suck

If you’re going to do drugs, please try to do it in a safe environment. 

What would you change in order to appease a partner?

This is a story about living in a dorm 

Let’s have a frank discussion about being all lovey dovey with the homies

Come hear about one of, if not the, worst times I ever had on shrooms 

It’s totally cool to steal

One time a guy I know died on a cruise

Come hear how I found a way to skip the food line at my friend’s church as a kid

Would you like to hear a story about how I was smoking a bing while the neighbor got raided by swat?