Langston Kerman returns to the pod as our "Hating Expert" and things get heated! Langston defines what a hater is to him, why he doesn't go online with his hate, and which celebrity teen he hates the most. Plus, Sydnee orders delivery right before coming into the recording and Marie has some words for her. Enjoy!
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"The Hating Expert" with Langston Kerman

You think you know-it-all but you have no idea. Join S&M (comedians Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin) as they sit down with comedians and people of the culture to talk about their fields of expertise. Fields like flirting, porn, daddy issues, online dating, cookouts, stalking, sex toys, and Runaway Brides. Sydnee and Marie put their guests' expertise to the test. Will they be crowned an Unofficial Expert? Listen to find out.
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Comedy

Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig.
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"The Only Child Expert" with Kalen Allen

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy!
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Talented & Terrible

SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week.
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"The Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert" with Ego Nwodim

Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy!
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Hot, Loud, & Wrong

Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all.Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login.
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"The Hating Expert" with Langston Kerman

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