Welcome, foolish mortals, to another spooptastic episode of Nonplussed! This week, we shriek about the ghostly goofery of 2003’s The Haunted Mansion. A family-friendly Eddie Murphy romp based on a theme park attraction with literal and euphemistic breasts. Also a penis. Maybe some masturbation tips. It’s hard to say. 

Pro Tip: Don’t dump your loved one’s cremains on the attraction because they will close it down to vacuum up your nana. 

 

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-Haunted Mansion Reboot announced at D23: https://deadline.com/2022/09/haunted-mansion-director-justin-simien-teases-cameos-by-winona-ryder-more-1235113465 

-NSFMK (Not Safe for Mushroom Kingdom) - Mario’s Penis: https://mashable.com/article/mario-penis 

-(Jerry Seinfeld Voice) What’s the deal with Hidden Mickeys? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_Mickey 

-Want to learn more about the illusions used in The Haunted Mansion? Check out this episode of “Stuff You Missed in History Class” https://www.iheart.com/podcast/stuff-you-missed-in-history-cl-21124503/episode/building-disneylands-haunted-mansion-pt-1-30207887/ 

-Don’t Use the G Word: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89457798 

-What Are the Dapper Dans? https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Dapper_Dans 

Ebert’s Original Review: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-haunted-mansion-2003 -----Research and references completed using Wikipedia, IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, Box Office Mojo, and Disney.Fandom.Com. 

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