You know those players who hear a critical clue but decide to investigate that suspicious squirrel instead? This is their show. Join our perpetually sidetracked heroes as they turn epic quests into absurd errands, ignore world-ending prophecies to open a tavern, or spend three episodes haggling over a rusty spoon. If you love the chaos and comedy that happens when the Dungeon Master’s hard work meets player ADHD, this is the podcast for you. The adventure is out there... but we’ll probably end up in the gift shop first.