After watching a smattering of episodes, Evan and Kali discuss the identical women and deeply mediocre men of The Hills. Topics of discussion include unimpressive hotel room dates, a young Tom Sandoval in the wild, plastic surgery, terrible boyfriends, Ryan Cabrera, the concept of time, and subscription boxes. Also, we are pretty sure Spencer Pratt would sew your mouth to a butthole. Or your butthole to a mouth.

 

Strain smoked this episode: Cherry Gorilla by Rogue Raven

 

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