Picture this, you're on a mule pulled cargo raft racing down dozens of locks and dams connecting you from Lake Erie to the Hudson River on the world's largest infrastructure product to date and it was built by a guy  who had never touched a piece of surveying equipment a day in his life. This was life on the Erie Canal. Do you care as much about it as Jordan does? No? Shame on you you intellectually inferior life form. Be better. Also, check out Ted H on Spotify