The Hollywood Hick is back, mothertruckers!  Sorry for the hiatus, but sh#* happens, y'all.  The Wonder Woman movie is tits, but why can't they get lady-superhero hair big and flowing enough?  Gross Bill Cosby got off on a damn mistrial because of one dumbass juror.  Miles Teller done got hisself arrestorated for being drunk and stupid.  Some underage party girl tried to sleep it off on a bathroom floor and done got herself trapped inside the locked club. A Florida couple blew up their SUV when one of them lit up a cigarette with a leaking propane grill in the back. And lots more!