Welcome back to Hottest Ex-Wife Ever™, where we make breakups look good. In this episode, I’m laying down the 7 Commandments of Getting Over a Divorce (or Any Breakup)—because let’s be real, moving on is an art form.

I’m breaking down my exact approach to divorcing, from slingshotting your wedding ring into the ocean (highly therapeutic) to rewriting the narrative of your breakup so it works for you, not against you. Whether you’re fresh out of a relationship, still dealing with a messy ex, or just here for the unhinged divorce stories, this one’s for you.

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