The Oklahoma state cryptid is what? How come Jeff's grandfather burned his brother's KISS 8-track? Why are spooky happenings always on the 3rd floor? Enjoy the screeching sounds of the ancient internet while suffering from sleep paralysis as we reach that point of the road trip where Jeff has had too much coffee and Dr. Pepper whilst Candace is drinking wine and energy drinks. Good thing we're just pretend driving around.  Dear Missouri, we have officially entered you!