In this week's cataloguing of our national decline the team is arrested outside the leafy setting of The Great British Bake Off and returned to their rightful place, a cramped mould ridden maisonette administered by a sadistic estate agent and the sort of landlord that sees the death of one of their tenants as "a real headache."

And like any flatshare, the team are invited to the "house WhatsApp" on their arrival. But why?

And what dastardly villain would come up with such an unrelentingly bleak concept for an escape room?

Mike. Mike would. And he'd do all the voices, too.