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The Humble Blender:


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Have you ever used a blender? The humble blender. Today we’ll talk about how the blender was created. One day, a Greek philosopher called Epicurious. Well, sitting in his garden and he imagined that in future people would do bodybuilding and being a discerning physician. He knew that people, when they work out their muscles, the fibers they break, and they need protein to repair those muscle fibers.

Since Epicurious did not believe that the human teeth were very well designed, he did not believe in chewing his food because the human teeth were the result of a random big bang. So he favored drinking protein shakes. And so since he had a big bang in his pocket, he would take the big bang out and ask the big bang to produce or create new things for him.

Epicurious was a famous atheist. This is why today every atheist walks around with a mini big bang in their pocket. Whenever they need food, they bring out the big bang and ask the big bang to give them food.

They are the most resourceful and intelligent people in the world, and everything they do, they do it completely randomly, just like this short appeared in your feed completely randomly.

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