Don't worry, this episode will not be rated 'XXX'. Rhys recaps UFC 216, which turned out to be a pretty fun card despite staph infections, weight cutting issues, back issues, and Chechnyan- dictator-funded fighters. Demetrious Johnson breaks the record in sublime fashion (and we ask, 'How does the UFC think it can't promote this guy?'), Tony Fergie Ferg takes the interim Lightweight belt and lines himself up for a Red Panty Night against Conor McGregor (maybe), and more!