Dear Abby Normals,

New episode alert! This week we dive into the Canadian Triangle and the Husband Stitch. Whereas the Bermuda Triangle is overplayed, overanalyzed, and not actually as disturbing as you'd think, the land triangle in Canada has many shocking and unexplained disappearances. Then we get into The Husband Stitch, also known as The Daddy Stitch. Appropriate medical care should never be confused with the sexualization and objectification of bodies. Down with the patriarchy!

 

Until next time...